"The washing machine need not be a mystery. In either operation or maintenance.
North is always in the same direction. But it does no harm to ask occasionaly.
If she asks 'does my bum look big in this?' it is not a test. It is a question.
If he is staring at your boobs he is not demeaning your value. He just likes boobs."

Dave I wish you the best of luck in dealing with women. May your guardian angel never desert her post.


;-)