1) The washing machine need not be a mystery. In either operation or maintenance.
2) North is always in the same direction. But it does no harm to ask occasionaly.
3) If she asks 'does my bum look big in this?' it is not a test. It is a question.
4) If he is staring at your boobs he is not demeaning your value. He just likes boobs.

Answers for the above that are PC:

1) Read the directions.

2) Read the direction.

3) If she's making reference to you while she's talking with a friend . . . .

4) If you are topless, distract him by putting on a shirt.