DtG
Can't you ask the owners of the house to move you out of the garden and into the house. :-) Get well sooon.

I am sure some of you blokes wiil associate with this.

That beautiful aroma of your favourite perfume. There is one perfume which I can't remember the name of now, but if I get a whiff of it, it always reminds me of the lovely shags with one of my favourite ex girl friends of many years past. Now why would it do that, when I can't even remeber her name anymore :-)