I have this image of the old Far Side cartoon:

"Welcome to Heaven, here's your harp."

"Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion."


only maybe, "Welcome to musician-Hell, here's your Wal-Mart dulcimer."




The Wal-Marts here carry guitars, dulcimers, lap zithers, and sometimes fiddle, mandolin, and banjo (I keep meaning to take a picture of myself in front of the Wal-Mart banjo display. I find that oddly hilarious). I could start the Crap Instrument String Band.