Dear Too Old,

I'm sorry to hear about both the cancelled weekend and the cancelled relationship. Please do not allow the "stereo typical" male response by the guy (you'll notice I didn't use gentleman - cause he ain't!)

I have plenty of ladies that are (ahem) more mature than myself and I maintain platonic relationships with each. If they wanted something to happen (and if I weren't married) I'm sure thay would let me know. They don't seem to be too shy about what once were considered impolite topics of discussion.

I'd like to apologize on behalf of a small minority of the male side of the species.