Skipy, you have received numerous answers here, some technical, some more related to the dynamics of a chat. What you haven't gotten is the truth and I feel we all owe you that at the very least.

You asked why no one is ever in chat when you try. The answer is simple. No one likes you Skipy. Its true.......and I am stuck with the job of telling you. Most folks here agree that you are without a doubt the most unmitigated asshole we have ever had the singular displeasure of having met.

There. I've said it and I'm sure you will be the better for it.

Best Regards,

Spaw