I like Ebbie's idea. Do you have the head for it, Sins? My son has a statue of a bishop or something which he's had a lot of fun with. Painted its eyes solid white, draped a chain across its chest, hung leis on it, scarves, etc. depending on the season. At yuletide it gets draped with twinkly lights. He did have some explaining to do whilst moving one time. Had the bishop on the seat beside him, standing, sort of, from the floor. The cops thought he had someone real with him!