For now, I will move him indoors. Thank you for all the suggestions. Were it a bishop I would enjoy dressing it up for the season like George, my knight in shining armor. But this is a statue of Jesus. Too sacred to some to be played with. One does not have to believe to respect. Hmmmm.

As for me - I have managed 50+ years on my own and will continue to do so. Jeri, your keeper forgot to pack your blazer. See you Saturday.