Great, now all of you who are *smart* enough to understand this discussion of deleting Joe Offer are qualified to go volunteer in the Mudcat Help Department! I understand there are a few cubicles empty and that they put something really interesting in the coffee over there. I hear they have the best *s*x* over there too.

Joe sent me a file of standard replies to the most common HELP questions. I have chosen one that I have made my volunteer job here, but there are some I don't understand yet well enough. Maybe some of you...

No, it would be way too chaotic for the Mudcat, and the coffee would go too fast, and who wants to have other people join the orgy, it's too full already!

(For those of you already Helping-- can you quiet the orgy down some, I am trying to get some work done.)

signed, Misbhaved Newbie