HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! - loved the joke from Kendall - hope the sense of humour is getting better.

I found my feelings towards a former boss were helped a great deal by suggesting to my therapist that I rip her head off and spit down her neck (my boss, not the therapist).

The best one though was this.

Get the pattern for a rag doll with seperate limbs - not an all in one jobby. Cut out the pieces and sew them up but instead of sewing the head and limbs on, leave them unattached and sew them up. Sew fasteners like poppers, press studs or velcro (hook tape) where they would join, and then you can have fun ripping the limbs off and chucking them across the office. Great for stress relief and keeping the toddler amused!

LTS