HAW, I found it!!
Khandu made this song a couple years ago and sent it to me to cast onto the internet as I seen fit, and therefore I do hereby drag it from the dark recesses of the enormous closet known as Tweedsblues.net on this glorious occasion.
Happy Bidet Joe Offer!! I give you

King Khandu's creation known worldwide now as ...
The Joe Offer Birthday Waltz