My mother always tuaght me:

oh,The cannibal King with the big brass ring,
Fell in love with the zulu maid,
And every night, 'neath the pale moonlight,
It sounded like this to me:
Barumph,kiss kiss,
Barumph,kiss kiss,
Barumph-adee, adee,a-a-ay x2
oh,the days went by ,a,d one,two, three,
Soon they had a family,
And every night 'neath the pale moonlight,
It sounded like this to me:
Barumph,kiss kiss,wah,wah!
Barumph,kiss kiss,wah,wah!
Barumph-adee, adee,a-a-ay!!