i usually just tell my boss that one of these days he's going to hear a loud pop.it's going to be his head coming right out of his ass. this is a true story. about 20 years ago at my grandmothers funeral we were all gathered at the cemetery with the casket hanging out over the hole waiting to be lowered down . my aunt grace, a rather large woman, went running down the hill and threw herself on grandmas casket, the whole time yelling, i'm coming next, oh God i'm coming next. my uncle bob yelled out, you will be if you don't get your fat ass off that casket.