Oh, and Pastychops, yes there are apparently one or two people on this thread who may not know my real name but I don't suppose they want to. Why not occupy yourself for a really long time by listing all your pseudonyms and aliases? And after that, save me a bit of time by recounting the story behind Child #68 and 'countess richard' every time someone inexplicably claims not to understand it because they can't be arsed to look it up.