Good grief, no. no, no, not faerie. The only thing that gets up my nose more than the pasty and the pudding is the flaming faerie.

(btw it's a CHARABANC, not 'bang' (though maybe if it squashed the foodstuffs van . . . )

Thing about the pasty, Guest 06.12, is that I don't know it at all, certainly not 'inside out' (jeez, what a disgusting thought). Tonight apart, obviously, I no longer nowadays frequent these timewasting message boards peopled in the main largely by those who don't want to know anything anyway but are merely using up a month's free subscription with their latest ISP, other than to answer the odd question or announce something, because as you remark, reasonable discussion with those who actually know something of the subject rapidly becomes impossible.