Thanks everyone,

I'm having a few chuckles here, so keep this stuff coming and it'll probably ripen into a full belly-laugh or guffaw or more.

Jeri, what was the song you posted. I'd like to see it.

Abby, I'll send you apersonal message with my e-mail address. Thanks.

All the jokes about bars reminds me of this one: a woodworm goes into a pub and says, "Is the bartender here?"

(It's all in the way you say it. I have to warn you, it is one of my "groan" jokes - everyone groans when they hear it.)

Thanks folks, Helen