In an effort to repair damaged friendships, calm people's nerves, avoid vicious anonymous Guest attacks, and generally reduce the hostility level around here, this thread has been officially launched to serve as a quiet, enjoyable refuge from threads awash in political battling and squabbles over religion and any other controversial issues.
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