Oh good, then you will realise how ridiculous it is that madlizzie assumes that I should volunteer myself for fundraising when I don't do sodding fundraising. It is an entirely different skill which I don't have a clue how to carry out. I said above what I could do and how pointless it would be to elaborate on what I would need when there was no bleedin' dosh to do it and no-one to raise it.

Why does nobody ever read the fucking thread?