Hardiman, our only hope is that you display some level of common decency and rational behavior that your fair wife has thus far failed to manifest! Her constant ranting about "this is a Folk site, Dammit! Cut the friggin' BS!" has left a smoking crater where many a fine thread used to be. And her belly-dancing routine on the Mudcat Island was unexpectedly tasteless, yet somehow fascinating. Perhaps with you keeping a watchful eye on her, we will be spared any more unfortunate incidents such as the notable one involving the ukelele and the bowl of haggis.

LEJ (doing his best to pinch-hit for Catspaw, who is not feeling well enough to hurl his traditional load of sarcasm at a new member)