Jerry is bringing the ball down the court: he passes to Ron, who passes down court to Elmer, who has a clear layup shot for the goal. But Elmer, being the generous kinda guy that he is, notices Jimmy under the basket; quickly rifles the ball to him and jimmy sinks a slam dunk for post 1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd is on it's feet, chanting Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!!!!!!! until the team carries him off the court on their shoulders. Standing quietly over in the corner with a subtle smile on his face is Elmer.

To Elmer be the glory!!!!!!!

And Go, Jimmy GO!!!!!!!!!

You can have post 2,000 Elmer..