LEJ,

Silly you, the version I told him of my exploits was much more explicit than yours! You left out most of the really fun parts, and here I thought you liked me. What about the six sick sex songs I snuck into the Mudcat songbook attributed to our junior warden at church (did I mention he's a pastor?)? What about the recipe I posted with instrux for each of us to make our very own Cat Fart sim-u-blast powder? What about the murder ballad you and I worked out together based on our own past-life experiences? Huh? What about the plot cleverly woven through all my thread postings to... no I didn't tell him that, don't anyone else either!

Oh and Gargle,

No fear my dear, he speaks for himself quite well, but sometimes I do him the kindnesses he requests, and he did request that I introduce him, as others have been introduced before. Some people are just a little bit shyer than yourself. (And next time you have advice to offer, how about getting to know the person a bit first. I don't believe we have met?)