...here's an idea...

                                                       Blow up your TV,
                                                       Throw away your paper,
                                                       Move to the country,
                                                       Build you a home.
                                                       Plant a little garden,
                                                       Eat a lot of peaches,
                                                       Try to find Jesus,
                                                       On your own.

                                                       ----John Prine