Sorcha,

This is no problem, he will simnply have to have whatever tails are available tacked on directly. It goes with the territory he has staked out as our fearless leader-- you know every non-profit has to have an executive branch to manage the rest (us). There is a price to be paid for glory such as this.

I would only hope that no one will bring possum tails but this will depend on who wins him as their date, I believe.