The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1815495
Posted By: Rapparee
21-Aug-06 - 06:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Back a few years ago (about forty, actually), Centennial Hall, a women's dorm, had a visitor they called "Centennial Sam." The dorm was built in a U-shape, and ol' Sam would stand in the middle of the U and expose what passed for his masculinity. This was not appreciated by the women in the dorm.

So one night Sam did his thing and the young ladies did theirs. They turned the fire hoses on Sam. His was hit with a drenching of cold water from front and two sides (two hoses per side per floor for a total of twelve streams of water from the sides). It was January. The temperature was -12F.

Sam did not return. His love was not enough to keep him warm.