Dear Campground Committee:

    It has come to the attention of The International Safety Association for Naugas and Nylons Endangered, that Naugas and Nylons have &/or are being abused on your campgrounds. International Policy clearly states that abuse of these endangered species shall not be tolerated. Any individual or group, whether private or not, is liable under International Policy if they or anyone on their properties abuse or are in posession of of these endangered species. Furthermore, posession and sales of the hydes, or any portions thereof, of these species shall result in the maximum punishment.
    International agents for the INSANNE will arrive shortly after the noon hour to inspect your campgrounds. Any and all violators of the aforementioned International Policy will be hung by their tails, and all Naugas, Nylons, hydes, or portions thereof will be confisgated. Moreover, the campgrounds will permantly be closed for future use as an INSANNE preserve for the protection of Naugas and Nylons.
   
                                 Dr. I. M. Nutz
                                 Director, INSANNE