Is that where you're seen in Pub-lic?

Didn't Descarte gain a lot of weight in France so hearing that the food was, well, not quite the best side of English culture, he voyaged over to Blighty in order to lose some weight, and found that not only did he accomplish his goal, but he became rather the athlete. He was so qood at billiards they dubbed him the "Rene Reedy Reachee"

I've got my mukluks on.