The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1815993
Posted By: Rapparee
22-Aug-06 - 08:54 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I'm on the lam, see? I offed Big Piggie George of 'Frisco's Fuscia Gang and both the coppers and Big Piggie's friends want me. Seems like Big Piggie was payin' off the Chief Copper to lay off Big Piggie's Bathhouse when I offed Big Piggie. BP was runnin' a numbers racket outa the Bathhouse and the Chief was usin' the squeezeola to pay off his yacht. Anyway, one day Big Piggie comes onto me and I offed him. One right between the eyes, ya know? And now the cops and BP's friends want me bad, real bad. So I'm hidin' out here in Idaho, layin' low, sayin' nothin', and keepin' my gat closer than I keep a blonde. If Big Piggie's friends catch me it's curtains and if the cops catch me is San Quentin, maybe the gas chamber. And I can't go to prison. I'm too good lookin'.