Yes - it's tonight

Wednesday - 23rd August

The world famous Barton songs & tunes around the room marathon

or in welsh

'Your hip joint is slightly obtuse to the perpendicular'

(in line with the road sign article in paper last week where 'cyclist dismount here' was wrongly translated to 'your bladder problem has returned')

A lot of ironic tragedy stories in the paper:
Lottery winner killed when the gate of his new mansion fell on him
Hunter killed by contracting rabbit flu