Not in th edirt but th ebst bit of graffiti I ever saw developed over a few weeks in the toilets of the Duke of York in Eccles. Raggytash may confirm or deny this;-)

Nick shags sheep

OK - I'm Nick and I only shag good looking sheep.

Well, I'm a sheep and I only shag good looking Nicks.

I'm a shepherd. While I have been reading this someone has nicked all my shagging sheep...

:D (tG)