That's no fun. I suppose your going to tell me next that Mr Shires nickname isn't Lanky. Or that Mr and Mrs Bates's son isn't called Master... Oh. Perhaps not.

I met Dracula in the pub last night. There was food on and he polished off the lot. When I complained to the landlord he said, "Well, they do call him vampire the buffet slayer."

:D (tG)