I don't have many skeeters up on the hill where I live, but they're here. Oh Boy, are they around here!

The other day the newspaper reported that an 18-wheeler triple-bottom was hijacked by a skeeter that just picked it right up off the highway and flew off with it. Worse, the ID National Guard here is afraid to store their Paladins outside ever since one of them was attacked by a mosquito. It was carrying the thing off, crew and all, when another Paladin hit the skeeter with an armor-pierced shell of depleted uranium and shaped explosive -- which bounced off and hit a chicken coop. Most of the skeeters carry extra tanks for blood, too.