LH... "Tash Yar didn't do a thing for me. Too masculine or something. Maybe it was the butch haircut."

You mean, I might be gay? This could be a monumental breakthrough in my life. This might explain why my marriage failed and why I have not been able to bring myself to seek another woman for companionship for these ten years plus.

On second thought, no, I do like pussy and she was a bitch. Damn. I thought it was solved. Oh well, back to celibacy.