The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1817762
Posted By: Rapparee
24-Aug-06 - 08:38 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
He doesn't have any relatives. Never had any. Seems like when his parents first saw him they fled in disgust and lived out their lives in a cloistered, very strict, monastery (for him) and a similar nunnery (for her). Before they took vows of perpetual silence they said, "The horror! The horror!"
NQBD was left on the doorstep of local dog pound with a note that said, "Please euthanize our little Dwight. Making him wasn't any fun either."