Let it so be written, let it so be done: Janie and Alba will join me on the First High Chocolate Bench to determine the qualities and merits of all chocolate contestants, or ordinary contestants temporarily dipped in chocolate for the purposes of the judges. Hmmmm. If the Chief Judge is tardy in making an appearance, the two Judges shall proceed to begin tasting contestants. Lacking contestants, they may turn on each other. The CHief Judge will not participate in any judging involving salmon, however.

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