See, I knew I wasn't the only Wurzel fan in the world, I was going to suggest the very same one.

There was a farmer who had an arguement with his bank manager over his account, so to get his own back the farmer took his liquefied manure or slurry truck to the village and turned the spreader on as he passed the bank. The building was completely covered in shite and the farmer had his account moved.....

True, honest....!

LTS, who has "fond" memories of slurry trucks, a country lane and a poseur in an open topped sports car, trying to impress his girlfriend.......