"What are imitation rhinestones?"

missed that one before before...but I knew a woman once who eloped to Oklahoma, and 2 weeks later had the marriage annuled....she later explained "I should have had a premonition when I noticed that the ring we stopped to buy in a small shop had an inscription inside that read "**GENUINE IMITATION LUCITE**"

(I know the hamburger patty/donut joke...*grin*)