The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60199   Message #1818739
Posted By: freda underhill
25-Aug-06 - 10:52 AM
Thread Name: BS: Jokes.
Subject: RE: BS: Jokes.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came
to, he
motioned for her to come nearer.






As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all
through the bad times.






When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business
failed,
you were there.






When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave
me
support.






When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know
what?"






"What dear?" She asked gently.






"I think you bring me bad luck."