Woof, woof (down Licorice, down!!)

The only thing keeping me from hopping on a plane to take up this delightful invitation is that when I got to security at the American border they would not believe my reason for going into the United States, and I would be arrested. I may have to work on a different, more plausible story, involving bombs and exploding shoes.

Let me get back to you on this.....


yours,

Peter T.