Pluto, God of the Underworld. Who are mere humans and especially "Scientists" to deny Him his place in the heavenly pantheon? Bad enough the planet is so puny to begin with. Does this mean that plutonic relationships are now a small thing? Will plutonium bombs now just pop and fizz like a wet firecracker (as opposed to fiss[ion] and POP)? Are Plutocrats out of office? How will this bring peace, Peace? Cerberus cometh! There is no peace.