"I can't understand why this thread hasn't reached the hundreds."

Lack of mudslinging. For example, if I was to chastise you for suggesting that anyone learn to play "Fire and Rain", and you then called me a dumb Canuck who is all-thumbs, and I responded in kind, and so on, we might keep it going for a bit.

Failing that, if eechlay reappeared and told us more about what and where he wants to learn, that would help!

Cheers.

W-O