Yep, there I was, just walking down through my favorite strip mall and Big-Box block, minding my own business, thinking of where to spend my public assistance money when suddenly two big burly Wal-Mart recruiters jumped out from behind the trash bins and Shanghaied me. They MADE me go to work for them! What was I to do??? OH what was I to do???? They had no UNION to turn to! True, they started me out at higher than minimum wage but this was going to ruin my welfare life style. God, I might even have to start paying taxes like all the rich people. Then I'd have even less money. My friends would leave me. Oh what EVIL this store is. If only I could figure out some way to not have to work for this unscrupulous outfit! But how? If only the free market concepts were at play then I could choose to go elsewhere but until that happens I am a virtual slave for WAL-MART.