I suppose this is a fine thing, but I have to confess to wincing to think that a title like this was now on the public bookshelf. The WASP machine rolls on, packages everything from owl-shit to the western wind, and places it on shelves with labels, a very nice way to deal with existence, I am sure.

I mean no offence, but I gotta say, as I know it has been said, that the blues is something you earn. This may sound like a conceit, I guess, but I ...well hell, I guess I will sit down and pen a best seller of my own -- maybe two -- Intelligence for Dummies and Passion for Dummies. My my, I can just imagine what I'll do with all that loot! K-Mart, look out!

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