Might as well have it here.
Copied from Garry Gillard's web site:

RUBBER BAND
(Mike Waterson)

CHORUS: I'm the leader of the rubber band
It's the finest band in all the land
Isn't it grand being the only band in the land
To play rubber band.

Just like margarine our fame is spreading
And our rise to stardom won't be slow.
If we stretch our members to the limit,
I'd like to see how far the band could go. CHORUS

We're the band to catapult to stardom,
We'll never get wound up, we're never slack.
You'll never keep us down, you'll never throw us,
'cause we're the band that keeps on bouncing back. CHORUS