Just don't resort to all caps, you two. Keep a couple of Stetsons, fedoras, homburgs, or other kinds of headwear available.

You may ask why? The answer is simple. All caps is considered rude in the internet age, the equivalent of shouting at another. Don't ask me why -- de gustibus non disputandum and all that. But, when in Transylvania, do as the Transylvanians do.


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