Aye Pet! The world is full of wierd people - Ye just hev te look at parliament!

Anyway! Shirt Tail liftin' hasn't got the stigma it had when aah wez a lad - Ye could gan te jail forrit!

A hundred or so years ago yez could be hung forrit!

Now it's legal and there's TV programmes (nee pun intended) and festivals and aall sorts o' things for gays - And why not!

But, Hey! If they ever make it compulsory, aah'm ganna top meself
G-P