United States forces in Iraq have been accused of using a banned combat technique known in military circles as a "cluster fuck".

Reliable sources have reported that the first use of a cluster fuck occurred within mere seconds of the time a large statue of Saddam Hussein hit the ground in Baghdad and that cluster fucking has been standard operating procedure ever since. Though both military and civilian leaders have repeatedly assured the American public (and anyone else who is dumb enough to listen) that what appears to be cluster fucks are, in fact, well-planned strategic decisions, impartial observers say there is little doubt that cluster fucks have been in use in Iraq almost since the war's inception. In fact, there are many who claim that the decision to invade Iraq in the first place was a cluster fuck of epic proportions.