This is one of the great ones you make up as you sing it.

FLOP-EARED MULE Flop-eared mule, flop-eared mule, flop-eared flop-eared flop-eared mule.
Flop-eared mule, flop-eared mule, flop-eared flop-eared mule.

Mule! Mule! Mule! Mule!
Flop-eared flop-eared flop-eared mule.

Mule! Mule! Mule! Mule!
Flop-eared flop-eared mule.

Ants and bugs, ants and bugs, ants and ants and ants and bugs,
Ants and bugs, ants and bugs, ants and ants and bugs.

Bugs! Bugs! Bugs! Bugs! Ants and ants and ants and bugs.

Bugs! Bugs! Bugs! Bugs! Ants and ants and bugs.

Amaze your friends and leave your mark for posterity, here at the Mudcat Cafe.

In case you didn't notice, follow the alphabet: Bottoms up, bottoms up... have fun with it.

I'll "sing" your collective contributions at our next gig as a "Pass the hat to feed the 'Cat."