Ever hear Weird Al Yankovic's "Addicted to Spuds"? Larry's Country Syle Ham wa so funny because (a) it was your typical brand-x Marine Corps Commissary fare (b)it was bright yellow, and resembled a block of chartreuse ground beef (c)it was as frozen as the ground in Antartica, and (d) it's expiration date was 3 years before the time we first saw it, and it was there every week from January 1993 to July 1995. Wonder who Larry was?

--Mbo