I'm very disappointed

How can you be a housewife, mother and superstar with this attitude

Perhaps you ought to go on 'Bad Lads Extreme'

Idle bovine

Evidently the riot in Barton last night happened at the house across the road from John - 3 police cars, van, hoodies, thunderbird 3 and Sally Weather from look up your bum East

John nearly fell out of the bathroom window trying to listen