That sounds great - going down the pub

Thursday always used to be pay day - start of the weekend

All I got was a haircut - I asked them to make me look gorgeous and they laughed

Your joke PA reminds me of Les Dawson's technic for foreplay - 'Brace yourself'

I'm just eating 'sweet potato & rosemary' soup for lunch - no more jam sandwiches for me

Our thread and odd people - discuss